OR jokes

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

They have no mother's or father's day.

What's better, a woman or a man?

Neither, for I am WHITE.

There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.

Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?

They don't have parent permission.

Why do orphans read BL or GL?

Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.

Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈

How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?

A: Snowballs.

House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.

I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.

I keep going back and forth on them.

I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.

What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?

"Boo-hoo!"

Why was the orphan so successful?

When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.

What's an African's favorite TV show?

Meal Or No Meal!

Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.

What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?

The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.

Which is better looking, girls or women?

I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"

She replied, "Two or three."

Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?

Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.

I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.

God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.