OR jokes
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.