OR jokes
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
Memes
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
Which is better looking, girls or women?
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"
She replied, "Two or three."
Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."