OR jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans read BL or GL?

Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.

Gwen

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

Orphan

There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.

Orphan

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

They have no mother's or father's day.

Memes

Kid

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?

Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.

Marriage

I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"

She replied, "Two or three."

Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.

Heaven

I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.

God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.

Jesus

I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.

Way

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:

"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

Freshman

Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?

Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.

Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?

Orphan

What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?

Neither of them can see or hear their parents.

Feather

What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?

The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.

Paul Walker

I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.

Plane

Who crashed the plane?

1. Abu Faram? - terrorist

2. The little kid Joseph?

3. The passed out pilot?

Or Jamal?

Period

When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."

*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵

Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."