OR jokes
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?
"Boo-hoo!"
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
Which is better looking, girls or women?
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"
She replied, "Two or three."
Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.