OR jokes

I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.

I keep going back and forth on them.

Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.

I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.

What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?

"Boo-hoo!"

What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?

The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.

House for sale: five minutes from the beach or eight seconds if you fall.

Why was the orphan so successful?

When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.

What's better, a woman or a man?

Neither, for I am WHITE.

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.

An apple gets picked.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?

A: Snowballs.

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?

They have no mother's or father's day.

Which is better looking, girls or women?

I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"

She replied, "Two or three."

Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.

There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?

Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.