OR jokes
I hate when people leave their cars running, especially in the summer.
I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?
He killed his mom and then fucked her.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
American-accented, British pronunciation, what am I?
Either Canadian or European.
A friend texts to another:
"Hey." They reply, "What's up?"
The first friend then replies with a simple answer, "The sky!" But the other friend intervenes and says, "No, it's the ceiling!"
To then the first friend finishes the greeting with, "Unless you're homeless or six feet under."
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet... What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.
I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.
I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights.
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.