OR jokes
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Which is Ronaldo's favorite son, Matteo or Cristiano Junior?
Neither. His favorite is San Marino, perfect for stat-padding with tap-ins and penalties!
Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
There was a boy named Sammy, and he was deeply in love with a girl named Rayne. But she didn’t notice him or talk to him. But one day, she did, and they end up liking each other and getting married and lived happil- wait no, that’s not right. Sammy snuck in Rayne’s house at night and kidnapped her, locked her in his basement, and turned her into a puppet so she'd be with him forever and ever. The End.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?
There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.