OR jokes

Why do orphans only have 363 days?

They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.

There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.

Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?

Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭

What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?

Be there or B2.

How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.

It’s true women do make less money than men.

But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.

It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.

Why was the orphan so successful?

Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣

what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)

Roses or daisies? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.

A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.

"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"

"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."

Is it incest if it’s out in the open?

Or is it... outcest?

Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?

What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?

Cash and carry.

There was a boy named Sammy, and he was deeply in love with a girl named Rayne. But she didn’t notice him or talk to him. But one day, she did, and they end up liking each other and getting married and lived happil- wait no, that’s not right. Sammy snuck in Rayne’s house at night and kidnapped her, locked her in his basement, and turned her into a puppet so she'd be with him forever and ever. The End.

Q: Why can orphans swim?

A: They have or-fins.

I believe in a woman's right to choose...

...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.

Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?

There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"

Man: "Yes!"

Reporter: "Name?"

Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."

Reporter: "Sex?"

Man: "Three to five times a week."

Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"

Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."

Reporter: "Holy cow!"

Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."

Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"

Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."

Reporter: "Oh dear!"

Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."