Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.
The genie says "what ever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."
The first boy goes down the slide shouting "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.
The second boy goes down the slide and shouts "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.
The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!".
A hill billy female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.
A boy and girl in high school started dating for a while and things were going so well that the girl decided to invite the boy on a weekend trip. She said "I want you to come spend the weekend at our lakehouse and meet my parents. While we're there, I'd also like to take our relationship to the next level." "I'm there" the boy replied. The boy was so excited that he ran straight to the pharmacy to pick up some protection. He walked up to the pharmacist and told him about his weekend to come and said he needed some condoms. The pharmacist asked "do you want the 3 pack, 6 pack, or family sized 24 pack?" the boy replied " "I plan on getting busy all weekend. I'm not gonna stop pounding her till I'm black and blue. Give me the family pack." "Sure thing" said the pharmacist. That weekend the boy went to the lakehouse and the whole family was sitting down at the dinner table to pray. the girls father asked the boy to say grace. The boy prayed and prayed. Almost ten minutes went by. Finally, the girl leaned over to the boy and said, "you never told me that you were so religious" the boy replied, "You never told me that your dad was a pharmacist"
Hey guys how was ur day? If you ask me the same question heres the answer, depressing. I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old, D.K, freshfry, ALYA's "Jokes" or opinions.
My sister says Iβm annoying , or thatβs what i read in her diary.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
why was the orphan so sucsessful? when the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
If your corona test shows to lines?
Is that than positive or negative?
I have a question, does aging affect corpses too? just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
what falls first from a tree an apple or and emo? the apple.. the emo just hangs there
can we have sex because if we dont i cant like you big thick BOOTY! ;]*so lets have sex in bed you sexy woman or behind a tree because shoving my dick in your P***y is a very nice feeling while sucking your A*s
Where does a French cat live? -in Purr-is OR -in the Catacombs OR -in a chat-eau
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
Who is the definition of a natural born cocksucker A bisexuality male or a homosexual male or a bisexual female or a heterosexual female ? A physically disabled heterosexual male
if you have a teacher who is a Karen comment what the worst thing that they did to u or ur entire class I know this ainβt a joke but why not
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Bro I love hanging out with bullys, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
Why am I so successful,?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option..
I don't see why people these days choose their gender, there's only two it's nerf or nothing. (im just joking i honestly dont care)
