Bf: Do you love me?
Gf: Most of time.
Bf: Well it's either yes or no.
Gf: ...
Bf: Well when is it that you don't love me?
Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you to the river an hour than it takes me a half hour to love you again.
Bf: Why?
Gf: Cuz you always see that OTHER GIRL.
Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!!
Gf: Ohh...
Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.
The genie says "what ever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."
The first boy goes down the slide shouting "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.
The second boy goes down the slide and shouts "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.
The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!".
A hill billy female has to decide if she would save her brother or her boyfriend. She chose both because her brother is her boyfriend.
Hey guys how was ur day? If you ask me the same question heres the answer, depressing. I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old, D.K, freshfry, ALYA's "Jokes" or opinions.
My sister says Iβm annoying , or thatβs what i read in her diary.
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
why was the orphan so sucsessful? when the options were either go big or go home, he only had one option :(
If your corona test shows to lines?
Is that than positive or negative?
I have a question, does aging affect corpses too? just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
what falls first from a tree an apple or and emo? the apple.. the emo just hangs there
Where does a French cat live? -in Purr-is OR -in the Catacombs OR -in a chat-eau
Would you watch a tree grow? Or a knee grow?
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat
if you have a teacher who is a Karen comment what the worst thing that they did to u or ur entire class I know this ainβt a joke but why not
This is the log reference. Use it to post your logs. Logs can be posted by Info Gatherers or Announcers. /{[(Log date) -Month- -Year- -Day-] -Log Title- } "-Log Information- " End of Log\ Thank you, -Connor
Bro I love hanging out with bullys, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
Why am I so successful,?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option..
