Whats the difference about orphans or apples? Apples get picked
Is google a male or female? Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I dont know if you heard it but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I cant tell if it is metal or techno but it is more vaulable then joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
wo tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”
There was a boy a named Sammy and he was deeply in love with a girl named Rayne but she didn’t notice him or talk to him but one day she did and they end up liking each and getting married and lived happil- wait no that’s not right Sammy snuck in Raynes house at night and Kidnapped her locked her in his basement and turned her in a puppet so she be with him forever and ever. The End.
Before the chicken or the egg there was only Chuck Norris.
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What did the math teacher write on his party invitations? Be there or B2
its always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
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What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the twin towers Smash (Get it) 9/11
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours? Girl: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
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what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
Why was the orphan so successful? Bc people always said go big or go home and he only had one option😂😂
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Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
😥This is offensive sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed "You gonna start the dishwasher or what"?
