OR jokes
So, I don't want anyone taking this the wrong way, people are free to be whatever they feel they are, and that's not anyone else's choice.
BUT!!!!!!
I personally have my own feelings on "churches and christianity". I feel that it is against The God Delusion and is an abomination to anyone who has half a braincell. I know plenty of Christian people, and I respect that! NO, REALLY, I DO. My best friend is a dumbass Christian just like you are, and I respect that's how she feels, and I'm glad that she made her choice. But I don't love it when people promote this stuff, because it is what the morons are tricking everyone into doing/being. Falling into the brainwashed act is NOT something you should ever want to do. As someone who has some intelligence, this is not okay in my sense.
As someone who isn't an Aussie, I note that Idfk what this is: "The people who defended Australia get 2 days, remembrance day and Anzac day + 1 minute of silence." BUT the christianism community gets YEARS IN THIS DUMB WORLD where they are told that they are 'special' and 'normal, like everyone else'. Which is really unfair and in a way, biased. I was only 7 when I recognized this just from being told at school by all the kids in my class that they are either CHRISTIAN or support it.
I know and understand I will get a lot of hate from this, I also don't give a shit, but please remember that it's just my thoughts and opinion. Thank you for reading. :)
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*
What do you think would fall to the ground first, an emo kid or a leaf?
The leaf. The rope would stop the emo kid.
What happens if a redneck is bisexual? Do they go for their brother or sister?
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
Follow me if you need advice, or just follow me.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
After a suicide joke say, "Don't leave me hanging, or I'll cut it out."
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.