OR jokes

I went out for a drive and attempted to drift on the road. It didn't end well for me, or for the speed bumps I hit.

Wait, there aren't any road bumps.

O h s h i t.

Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you fuck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR FUCKED NOW

Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?

What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?

The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.

Hey Gwen, listen, I know you're on this app, fake or not. I love you either way. Please find this faker and finish her off for what she's done, real Gwen.

*You're a real best Gwen*

What falls quicker off a tree? The leaf or the emo?

The leaf, because the emo is stopped by the rope.

What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?

"To bee or not to bee."

Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.

A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.

Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.

Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?

P or N?

Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.

Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!

What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?

You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.

The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.

Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.

Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.

You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!

What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?

“To be or nut to be.”

I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)

Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.