Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
OR Jokes
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
The Pope drives around in a glass box, or as I like to call him, a sniper's dream.
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
What’s a nut’s favorite Shakespeare line?
“To be or nut to be.”
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did and they ended up liking each other and getting married and living happily... wait, no, that’s not right.
Sammy actually snuck into Rayne’s house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.
