OR jokes
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Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
After a suicide joke say, "Don't leave me hanging, or I'll cut it out."
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
A guy was doing bad things and died and went to hell.
Demon: Why you sad?
Guy: I’m in hell, can’t you see?
Demon: Well, we have fun here at hell.
Guy: Really? Nice.
Demon: We do sleeping in on Mondays.
Guy: OoOoOo
Demon: Tuesdays we swim in our lava or dive in fire. If you die, you’re already dead ☠️
Guy: Ok, does that mean I’m a ghost?
Demon: No, you're not a ghost.
Demon: Wednesdays we do a dance party and smoke and drink 🍺
Guy: Ooooooo, I can’t wait 😜
Demon: Thursdays we drink all day until we throw up and die, and you're already dead, remember that?
Guy: Ok, but I am dead, and if I die again, I was already dead, right?
Demon: Yup.
Demon: I have a question: Are you gay, and do you like kissing fire girls, and if you die, you are already dead?
Guy: Ummm, I am not gay, and I don’t like kissing fire girls 😱😱😱
Demon: Then you won’t like Friday or Saturday or Sunday, heheh.
Guy: I’m dead for real in the hell 🪦🏴☠️☠️☠️💀
Hell helll helll R.I.P hell is gone for now.
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.