OR jokes
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one month!”
Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. “That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” says his dad.
Later that evening as Johnny’s mother cooks dinner, a cockroach runs across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, “Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?”
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Why are orphans sad?
Don't ask, or their parents may... oh wait, carry on.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
Orphans have 363 days on a calendar because they don't have Mothers' or Fathers' Day.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
How did the orphan become famous?
By "go[ing] big or go[ing] home."
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because when he was told "go big or go home," he only had one option.
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.