Opinion jokes

What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?

"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"

Robert Scott is a NumNut.

Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.

BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.

I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.

I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.

So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”

This joke here is the worst.

Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.

(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)

"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.

"Me," Wait, what...ever.

Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.

Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.

I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...

Because you already look ugly.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

Emo people totally suck!

Poop is yummy, fuck!

You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.

I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?

The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.

That bloke Dean's a cunt!