Opinion jokes

You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)

People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.

Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.

What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?

"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"

BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.

Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.

I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.

I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.

So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”

You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.

The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.

I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?

"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"

"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"

That bloke Dean's a cunt!

Emo people totally suck!

Poop is yummy, fuck!

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.

I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...

Because you already look ugly.

My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.

A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.