Opinion jokes

Eli is hot.

John Toberty is not funny.

Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)

Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?

Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!

Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!

Robert Scott is a NumNut.

I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.

So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”

I’d give you a nasty look, but you already have one, bummer!

The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!

I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."

Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.

If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.

Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them.

My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.

That bloke Dean's a cunt!

I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?

The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.

You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.

Poop is yummy, fuck!