Opinion jokes

Eli is hot.

John Toberty is not funny.

Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)

Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?

Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!

Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!

Robert Scott is a NumNut.

I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.

So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”

I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.

If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.

I’d give you a nasty look, but you already have one, bummer!

The unicorn was so much better, and I love it!

I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."

Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.

Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them.

My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.

That bloke Dean's a cunt!

I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?

The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.

You call it Hell. I call it Saunaworld DX.