My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
Eli is hot.
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
Lenard is a joke.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
AOT > ur fav anime.
John Toberty is not funny.
"Yol, what do you think about sex?"
"Good."
Unpopular opinion about programming but,
"Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined."
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
Hey, who thinks Gwen is a dummy, so is Jaden and Kenya!
Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.
