Opinion jokes
Dark humor is like a child with cancer...
Never gets old.
Rape jokes aren't funny.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
Memes
Sorry mate
Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
Lenard is a joke.
Unpopular opinion about programming but,
"Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined."
AOT > ur fav anime.
Kaleb: Addison, are you okay???
Addison: Not at all. People think I'm annoying and stupid! Do you?
Kaleb: Yes, once I pound you in the ass.
My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
"Yol, what do you think about sex?"
"Good."
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.