Opinion jokes

Maude of ghostposter is a dumb Christian pussy-ass bitch. She's so fucking squeamish it's hilarious, although I hate her.

Dark humor is like a child with cancer...

Never gets old.

Rape jokes aren't funny.

Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.

Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.

I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.

I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.

I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.

Lenard is a joke.

What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?

"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"

Robert Scott is a NumNut.

My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.

The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.

A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"

BA DUM TSS

Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.

"Yol, what do you think about sex?"

"Good."

Unpopular opinion about programming but,

"Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined."

Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.

On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.

Eli is hot.