Aha, tomato macaroni is bad, hahaha.
(I don't even know what on earth I put here, but okay.)
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
My son wore his new "Go Vegan" Hoodie for the first time today, and already he's been verbally abused as well as being punched, kicked, & spat on!!!!
And he's not even left the house yet!!!
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Emo people totally suck!
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
Pineapple goes on pizza.
My girlfriend's a two, but she's turning three tomorrow.
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
All of these are funny. Why are they the "worst jokes ever" lol?
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
None of these are even funny. Just stupid.
Stop ruining the jokes. It's called "worst jokes ever" for a reason. We all feel bad for orphans, but people like dark humor and joke about everyone, so quit being offended, please.
If you hate America, I don't like you :)
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."
