Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
Opinion Jokes
Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.
Robert Scott is a NumNut.
Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."
Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. ๐ฉ๐
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!
2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!
3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!
4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!
Are these good?
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
This is so damn funny!
Howard Stern rules, b*tches!
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
I just wanted to say...
These disabled jokes are quite offensive. I'm not disabled in any way, but people reading might be affected in many ways. Yes, some of them are amusing, but there's a difference between having a joke and being plain rude.
Please take my feedback into account. Thanks!
Don't go to ghostposter.com. The person or persons who run that site are a fucking bunch if dumb fucking cunts who can suck my big cock.
Maude of ghostposter is a dumb Christian pussy-ass bitch. She's so fucking squeamish it's hilarious, although I hate her.
These jokes are all crap.
I hate this website. It's retarded and 4chan is better.
I don't think jokes are very funny.
I like this joke.
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
"Orla Doyle is fit."
