DoctorAnonymous8 years agoMy doctor called me fat. I told him I wanted a second opinion and he said, "OK, you're ugly too."
MindAnonymous8 years agoWhy do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.
AvocadoAnonymous11 years agoWhat do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?The Devil's advocado.
