Opinion jokes
Like if you think rape jokes are funny.
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
My favorite joke: My life.
What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.
I like school.
Angel is a good word.
Cooper is the best to ever live.
Cooper is funny.
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
Depressed people are lame because they are just lame, no reason.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.
Robert Scott is a NumNut.
Toothbrush says, "I have the worst job ever."
Toilet paper says, "You think your job is shitty."
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!
2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!
3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!
4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!
Are these good?
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
"Trump 2020."
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.