Pros jokes
Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow
