Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
I'm torn on the issue of abortion. I'm pro-abortion because it kills babies, but I'm against abortion because it gives women a choice.
I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!
At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach. She asked me why the hell did I did that. I told her I wanted to let her know I’m pro abortion.
Hello I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are sating to get rid of them but we say NO. If you want to join comment and say. #SaveOrphanJokes
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
Why is it okay to stab meat but I can't stab myself, these woke lefties blm antifa feminists eco warriors Pro vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
how do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
same way as pro aborts, by saying "my body, my choice"
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher.
They said: you can't be a "pro-grammer nazi."
Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.
yo mama so ugly when she went to an ugly contest they told her "no pros aloud"
if you're pro life I hope you get hit by a bus today :)
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro? A Mac Daddy Pro
What do u call a black pros titute with braces A black n decker pecker wrecker
if republicans really wanted to enact pro life legislation, they would ban guns. not abortion.
Y do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro. Because there is no home button
