Pros jokes
Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?
Experience.
Don't worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head.
You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
