Pros jokes
Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
Daughter: Dad.
Dad: Yes honey?
Daughter: I'm lesbian.
Dad: Ok.
Daughter 2: Dad.
Dad: Yes?
Daughter 2: I'm lesbian too.
Dad: God, does anyone like boys around here?
Son: I do...
What is the best part about Alabama prostitutes?
Family comes first.
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
