Onion Jokes

What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.

Myq sister told only onions make you u cry so i alway hit her back when she hit me but i hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway Sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.

Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since tuna sub put together makes tunasub and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse (busanut)!

Only if Onions were emo, they'd cut themselves

What does shrek and onions have in common?

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There is the similarity within my wallet and an onion. They always make me cry

What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?

The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

Your face makes onions cry.

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.

my sis said only garlic and onuings can make u cry

so i throw a orang at her

I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her a onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hoola hoop

In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough. They continued eating for a while. This is really good! the little girl exclaimed. What's this meat! The old lady replied with: well there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping.

Cats are like onions, when I cut them I crie.

Today i went to get a sub and they asked me if i wanted all vegetables.. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.

Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.