Onion Jokes

My friend said onions only cry so that’s why I threw a coconut at him

When the people that see u Cry that doesn't mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath🐑💨

Just letting u know if people cry when they see u that doesn't mean they miss u that mean they scared of yo onion breath

Only if Onions were emo, they'd cut themselves

Myq sister told only onions make you u cry so i alway hit her back when she hit me but i hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.

your sister is so stupid she only thinks a onion will make people cry.

so i throw a coconut at her

What does shrek and onions have in common?

* L A Y E R S *

What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?

The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.

-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer

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You so ugly you make onions cry

Your face makes onions cry.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her a onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hoola hoop

Cats are like onions, when I cut them I crie.

Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.

You mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions the onions cried instead of her.

Q:What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?

A:one doesn’t scream when u try to chop it up.

A couple were trying new things in the bedroom to spice up their marriage. The husband would blindfold the wife, put on a condom and she would guess the flavor. they did this one time a night. The first night, she put the blindfold on and he put the condom on his dick and she tasted it, she immediately knew it was strawberry. The second night, the same thing happened except it was banana. The third night, she put the blindfold on and tasted his dick and said eww it tastes like cheese and onions. The husband replied hang on I haven't put the condom on yet.