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Q:What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A:one doesn’t scream when u try to chop it up.
In a bowl of golden delight, I savored each bite so bright, The potato salad, oh so fine, Left me feeling oh so divine.
The diced potatoes, oh so neat, In a dressing so cool and sweet, With onions and eggs, a treat, My taste buds did dance and greet.
The mayonnaise, a creamy dream, With mustard's zesty scheme, Together they did blend so well, My senses did take a spell.
The herbs, a fragrant delight, Added flavor with their might, Parsley and dill, a perfect pair, In this salad beyond compare.
So here's to the potato salad, A culinary work of art, That left me full and satisfied, And in my heart, a special part.
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what's an old man's favourite food
wrinkled onions
what's the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
what do you call onions and beans tear gas
