Onion jokes
What's the difference between a dead hooker and an onion?
I don't cry when I'm cutting up a dead hooker.
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
What do you get when you cut an onion?
Onion jizz.
Does my half eaten second last meal yesterday look tasty?
Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?
A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
Here is a funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo, cause you know girls and hair, when she went to squeeze it out, it came out oil, toothpaste, chicken breast, barf, and onions! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY!
When she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it again!
Later!
What’s the difference between an onion and a photo of a dead relative? Nothing, they both make you cry when you look at it.
I cried when my dad was chopping onions. Onions was a good dog.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
Community talk
now onto taco's
soft homade taco's so we heat up the tortilla to a certain temp like it kinda cooks then we add either chicken or beef than add some seasoning to it u gotta put it on the stove and flip it over bro i be doing the tortilla with the brown spots ( specificly) gotta add onion , little cilantro for flavor , lettuce , tomato's , sour cream ( optional),
Menudo , especially with cilantro , onion , lemon , and a tortilla with butter Ive ate it before as a breakfast , lunch , and dinner i add alot of lemon cuz it haz a tangy ness to the bold flavor of menudo
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