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原田 · 2 years ago
    • The image shows text that says "My friends: Stop your algebra jokes, we don't get 'em. Me: I don't care about your" followed by an onion, a slice of it removed and replaced by the pi symbol (π).
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    • Camera

    Falco · 2 years ago

    • ok

    The image shows Donald Trump staring directly at the camera with a serious expression and supermarket shelves in the background. The text on the image reads: "Me staring directly into the Walmart self checkout camera as I scan my nutsack as a bag of onions."
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    • Satire

    Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago
    • A still from a Marvel movie shows Tony Stark, portrayed by Robert Downey Jr., with a perplexed expression while looking at a holographic display of a spinning Earth. Above the image, white text on a black background reads: "The Onion trying to write a more ridiculous article title after getting one upped by reality every week."
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    • Promotion

    Atx_cvpi_99 · 2 years ago

    • 9/11 sale

    A tweet by The Onion reads: "New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11." It shows an image of a man flying towards two Subway sandwiches. Text reads: "Fly on in for Subtember 11th! You will 'never forget' this deal." and "$9.11". The Subway logo is in the bottom corner.
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    • Subway

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • A banner with a man flying over two footlong sandwiches. Text says, "FLY ON IN FOR SUBTEMBER 11TH!" and "YOU WILL 'NEVER FORGET' THIS DEAL". Below that is the Subway logo, the text "eat fresh.", and "2 FOOTLONG SUBS $9-11".
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    • Meal

    ADHD autist · 2 years ago

    • Does my half eaten second last meal yesterday look tasty?

    A close-up of a half-eaten can of Pringles Sour Cream & Onion chips. The top of the can is torn and jagged.
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    • Coconut

    Me · 7 years ago

    • My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.

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