One jokes

What do orphans and TVs have in common?

At least one of them has a home.

A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

At least one of them gets picked.

Why can’t an orphan be gay?

Because they have no one to call “daddy.”

What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?

One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.

One time I was watching TV.

Mom: Omg, your dad is coming!

Me: Omg, really?

Mom: Sike, I lied.

My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."

I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."

Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.

"Another one bites the dust."

Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?

Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?

Do you like CDs?

There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.

She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.

Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!

Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.

Did you hear the one about the hills?

It was hillarious.

One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.

My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.

She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"

Me: *posts random joke about a duck*

That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."

That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."

Bro it’s a joke...

POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭