One jokes

When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."

Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.

I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?

Shrek's dick.

I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.

No one gives a fuck.

Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,

one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.

You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.

The female ones are called "bitch."

You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.

What did one angry cow say to another?

We got some beef.

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

This is about Gwen.

I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.

Why can’t orphans go to college?

'Cause they have no one to talk to.

A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."

Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.

Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!

Boy: Your dick is so small, oh wait, you don't have one.

Older boy: UNO reverse card!

This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?

Cause kids just laugh at them...

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

"You're boo-tiful!"

A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.

He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.

What's the difference between Axne and a priest??

One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.