One jokes

"Can we at least give them one credit—for abiding the traffic laws?"

Why did Adolf Hitler wish he had two nuts?

Because he only had one.

One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?

When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"

When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."

Why did the orphan cry to the teacher? Because they have no one else.

I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?

Shrek's dick.

I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.

No one gives a fuck.

Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,

one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.

You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.

The female ones are called "bitch."

You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.

What did one angry cow say to another?

We got some beef.

There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.

Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

This is about Gwen.

I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.

Why can’t orphans go to college?

'Cause they have no one to talk to.

A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."