a guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road and he smells fish and he says good morning ladies
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan? One has a home to run to
Teacher: Okay class look at the person to the right of you and describe them with one word. Me: *looks to the right of me and sees the pick-me girl* "Penny" Teacher: *shocked* How is she a penny? Me: Cuz she's two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants. Not to mention worth practically nothing.
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? is it just because i'm the only one with the bomb?
My great uncle died in a concentration camp
He fell off one of the guard towers
one day my friend said: i want tacos from Katie's, you? and i said no thanks and she left i never saw her again, today i remember that i saw her name on TV as one of the victems of suicide, then i remember her and I's moto: if i'm dieing you dieing with me you got no chouse, i NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and know one is listening 😭😭😭
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off
Why don't orphans play tag
Because there's no one to catch
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke
Me=looks like a girl, sure as h3ll i don't sound like one Micheal Jackson=looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one that we have i commen, but if you mix up my gender i won't give a F about it Micheal Jackson not so much : )
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look like one!
why are orphans good at dodge ball no one misses them
why do orphans love chips,they love the family sized ones too
texas is such a shitty state. there’s a reason it only has one star.
whats the difrents betwen a crimanl and a orphan ones wanted and ones not
I seen a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back, one of em was having fun getting his knot tying badge.
Didja hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint? My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
One of my friends got a haircut and everyone giggled and bullied him...i didin’t, i died of laughter 😂
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
