Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have? Because no one forgets it! :))
One day a man visited an orphanage Then he sees a kid crying the man asked "where are your parents" and the kid cries even harder
what was the african kid with water called..? The lucky one, 😭😭
tell an orphan ur mom but then remember he doesn't have one
Me how do you you celebrate Christmas Orphan I don't know what you mean Me there is no one to give present
Pick up lines
One fish two fish three fish I’m breaking up with you bich Hey there little mister I’m dating your sister
How is the world like a box of crayons? - Nobody likes the white ones And a side note, It's multi colored
Tell me a joke about my hairline no because he don't got one feel like Donald Trump it don't move
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. so when i was little, i met this girl. her name was Leah. we were besties for a while until i turned 13. then i asked if she wanted to date me. she said yes! but one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. i was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3
i saw a kid in a wheelchair and i screamed EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!
imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in fast and furious his wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going
if i had a dime for everytime the australian president shat himself in a mcdonalds, i would have one dime, which is not alot but its weird that it happened
your momma so fat when she stepped on 1 scale it broke when she got another one it said tbc she looked in the mirror it broke
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the middle east
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?" Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
there was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was? she said well son do you see that guy over there across the road, go give him a high-five. Son said but I can't see. mom said that's the point
Why do orphans like boomerang more then there parents? The boomerang comes back
One day I saw a kid cry so I go. Let's go find your parents. I miss my job at the orphanage
why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room
why are orphans bad at basket ball? because no one is there for them to pass
