No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.
It's just true.
What's the Difference between Jesus and A Gay Person
One created the Rainbow, the other one ruined it.
It’s like I always tell my kids:
Two in the pink,one in the stink
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
water, Tastes that one tap in school a tier water at 3 am S tier 12 pm water f tier
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everybody Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose
one day i was at school and this girl had the nerve she told me to go to the back of line i was looking behind me and she said what are u looking for i said "to who u talking to boo boo" like is u you my moma
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals. In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky. The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud"
whats the difference between a black person and a white person.
one has a dad , while the other searches.
fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists. unless you force them the point.
@everyone.. whats so funny is that JIT thinks hes so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster. the pathetic part is that he hates on everyone elses family nd relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one then he will ever deserve. he was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. so JIT please tell me what its like to be such a coward?
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener? One of them is an outside job
n 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio. Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States. “Father, where is the United States,” Hans asked. His father pointed at a map of North America. “Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be,” he questioned his father. The man pointed towards the Soviet Union. “And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?” The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British. “Where is Germany again, Father?” He pointed to their home country in Central Europe. Hans pondered this information for a second. “One last question, Father.” “Yes?” “Has Hitler seen this map?”
One time, I was working this steamroller, when the guy who I squashed farted
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence
One time, I was making a caramel apple
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel
One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal. It got too out of hand and I got spanked
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
One time I broke a leg and I was using a wheelchair
My parents thought I was a disappointment and put me up on EBay, The Ohioan Black Market, and the nearest adoption center.
