Old jokes

Shaenaya is single, 16, and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her, huh?

Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?

Because Stellas hot.

Have you heard about kids with AIDS?

It never gets old.

What's an old Japanese man's last words?

"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"

If R. Kelly was a therapist:

14 year old: I hate my life.

R. Kelly: I feel you.

One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.

I’ve seen more life in a bowl of WEEK-OLD GUACAMOLE than in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes.

If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?

Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.

Vegan is actually an old Indian word for "bad hunter."

I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣

Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.

"Let girls live" is 9 years old, OMG, right?

Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years?

Because he thought he was old enough to leave home.

That is one of the very, very, very, very, VERY WORST jokes ever.

What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?

The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.

Your mom is so old that her birth certificate says "expired."

What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god, my mom's gonna kill me!"

What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.

"Akeld" sounds like a 56-year-old man just picking on kids for no reason. I say, get a life!

I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.