I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls
Why did the old man fall into the well? He couldn't see that well
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!
What do you call a old snowman that survived till summer!...water...yup,water...
Q:What do burger King and michael Jackson have in common
A:they put meat on five year old buns
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.
I told my mom to get rope for a project and when she got home I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.
If you were driving when all the sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes you sick bastard.
Knock Knock Who’s there Little old lady Little old lady who I didn’t know you could yodel
Me: I named my dog five miles so i can tell people i walk five miles every day Old man:I ran over five miles today
My wife called me a pedo that's a big word for a 6 year old
Old soviet joke. Who is your mother? Our great Soviet country. Who is your father? Our dear comrade Stalin. What's your greatest desire? Becoming an orphan.
Two teenagers were raping an 11 year old girl in an ally, so I stepped into help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds? That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, death eight year old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer"
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount, I served in the war?" The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?" "Nein," said the old man.
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up. It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
