Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Ok now I'm not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night fuck no cunt the 1 st cunt said why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable even god himself couldn’t destroy it God: Ok bet where’s my icebergs?
me: pretend ur name is “puberty”
friend: ok?
me: IMMA HIT PUBERTY!
*hits my friend*
Ok so one time a deaf kid got in to a car accident but he didnt herd in on the new
Figure:who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and hide: me
Figure:ok seek ur it me and hide will hide.
Seek:why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: because ur name is in seeker
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok i e got this just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan”
how it be when the new guy takes too long... hay Danny, its me Johnny. Johnny: boss says to kill the guy in red. point the gun at his head. Danny: ok target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang. Johnny: danny hope you did not get the man in red> Danny; OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
Ok ok eat your shirt
Ok ok whats up with the Fake Gwens ama use a test to see who is real or not. The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question what is my real name. And do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
“Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish” Ok “Thank you what is your wish” I wish for my 5 cents back
This isn’t much of a joke but pickup line ok it’s this. Are you a marshmallow because I wanna put my stick in u
All of you idiots who think that it is ok to laugh about us foster kids needs to be shot
Ok guys I think we should stop being mean that will tell their grandparent's
You know how in the movie nightmare before christmas they say making Christmas
I thought mary a josphe did but ok
Ok One time I there was my dog But then the dog It fell
Then I fckd my dog hard in the a$$
What did the canadian say when a guy shot his bever ?. It is ok i forgive you.
Hey What do you want we broke up like 5 days ago leave me alone Ok first wanna do some things What kind of things Illegal things Like what Knock you of and hide your body 🤡🤡🗡
Yesterday i saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no so i asked him if he needed help. And he said yes so i let him in my car and said dont worry you’ll be home with you parents soon. He said my parents died. I said i know.... i went for the cliffs
A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news first." The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?" The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
