OH jokes
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Yo, dad is so stupid, he brought the milk after two years, and he said, "Oh, sorry son. I'm going back to the store. Bye."
It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Oh, never mind, it's pointless.
Mom: I'm going to the shop. If someone is at the door, don't open it.
Me: Ok.
*Ring*
Me: Opens the door.
Oh sh*t!
Mom: Gets flip flop.
Your mom has quite the mouth on her.
As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜