Someone: I got chickens out there vibin Me: What? oh you mean those over sized chickens that just shows an example of you in real life Someone: . . .
Where are your parents. Oh behind you? Not any more
what do youuuuuuuuuuu OH F*** Y MOM IS GANNA KILL ME MY SHIT IS STUCK ON THE TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF***************************************************************
One day I went to talk to my friend. "Hi John!" I said. No response. "Oh yea." I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button. "Hope that helps."
When a 68 year old teacher says: I am going to tackle an intruder if i have to!
Me: Oh hell nah
How have you been recently Oh just playing some rhydon What’s rhydon Rhydon Deez nutz
Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up." Nobody stands up. After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone." Little Johnny stands up. "Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?" "Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
Just looking for a cunt.... Oh hello found one
your forhead so big scientests mesured it studyed it and then finally they said :OH MY GOD... your forhead is so big its a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrous to your hair and
person: what's your perfect date look like.
Me: oh just hanging around in a tree
I see i see oh do you see I see 1st place looking at me hi don’be shy just say just say hi she was shy she didn’t say hi softball cheers
There was a kid sitting in a corner me: HEY Why are you here at an orphanage orphan:... Me: oh wait YOUR a orphan
Monster: “ I will devour your family. “ Orphan: “ oh. “
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Everyone “look it’s super man” me “no it’s an emo” everybody “oh”.
Whats the difference between me calling my gf a pedefile and her calling me on oh wait i am cause shes 10
Say joke 5 times.
oh, nothing happened.
its smell like something die in my room, oh yeah its my dignity,hope, and my feeling. put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears .
Me: which wifi are we Coworker: should be floor 89 Me: what about flight 104 Coworker: oh crap
i told my emo gf do you like the lights oh wait she ain.t got any
