OH jokes
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Oh, you're jealous now.
Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
Memes
Oh, sweetheart, you brighten me.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
Me, holding a baby: "Oh my God, it's so cute!"
Also me: "Throw it."
Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?
Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.
Dad: She had to take the deep penis.
Son: Umm...... WHAT!?
Dad: I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS.
Dad: Oh for god's sakes.
Dad: Epi Pen.
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
Mom: Don't forget to unload the dishwasher.
Mom: Did you finish your homework?
Mom: We are going to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.
Mom: Dad and I talked. We are getting a new car next month.
Son: You are?? Oh my gosh, thank you!
Mom: No, I was just making sure you were getting my texts.
Son: That was cruel!
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
Yo mama so ugly that when the Kool-Aid Man busted through her wall, he said, “Oh no!”