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Michael Jackson

Dev

What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves (sorry i wasn’t making any jokes for a while i was getting sick of this thing)

Funny

Gwendlen Brown

Hi um okay…Knock! Knock! whoes there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key! Um…oh here another one! Okay…so sorry I type random things on these joke sites…anyway…okay. What is a book never written: Beutiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!

Sea

Mati

Why did the ocean break up with the pond?

Because the pond was to shallow

Cross

Anonymous

Why did the whale cross the ocean?To get to the other tide!!!😂

Friend

dev

What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves (sorry i wasn’t making any jokes for a while i was getting sick of this thing)

Chin

5Cap'nCrunch*'sMilkBowl5

What happens when water loses its bottom jaw? It had a hurt o-chin(Ocean)!

Titanic

Anonymous

Nobody :

Titanic : sYnCccCc

Iceberg : yAaaYeEee

People : yAaanOooO

Ocean : fUuudD

Puns

Anonymous

Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn’t wave back. The ocean the called the land a beach.

Puns

Anonymous

If you thought other people’s puns are bad well you should sea mine. https://d2v9y0dukr6mq2.cloudfront.net/video/thumbnail/Vfv9BDZagiltwcyiq/underwater-sea-mine-danger-weapon-deadly-naval-ocean-sea_hvqhxuzi__F0000.png

Beach

Anonymous

What did the ocean say to beach? Nothing,it just wave!

Puns

Anonymous

What did the one ocean say to the other? Nothing it just waved

Cake

Anonymous

What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday

A Cake By The Ocean

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Bus

Anonymous

What did Columbus use to cross the ocean? He used a bus

Titanic

Samuel j. Carvajal

The titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship and they never crashed into an iceberg, he just shat off the front of the ship

Wet

charlie cushing

what do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean? A wet pebble

Smell

Anonymous

The ocean didn’t start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.

Bottom

Anonymous

What is the biggest butt in the world?

The bottom of the ocean

Give

HHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIII

Why don’t oysters give to charity?… Because they’re shellfish😂

Smell

XD:NobodyMadeThisJoke:XD

Mr. Nobody: Water you thinkin’s happenin’, Ol’ Mr. Atlantic? Mr. Atlantic: Something Smells Fishy… Mr. Nobody: Well, duh, you, idiot! Your an =\Ocean/= ! Mr. Atlantic: WTH!?!?!?!?

Fat

Over size

Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes In the ocean creates a tsunami

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