How do you cut the sea in half?
With a sea-saw.
Ocean Jokes
Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"
The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
I had a dream about the whole ocean being filled with orange soda.
Turns out it was a Fanta sea.
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island, and the nearest shore was 50 miles away.
The redhead swam, trying to make it to the other shore. She swam 15 miles, drowned, and died.
The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died.
The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."
Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.
