Ocean jokes
Yo mama so fat...
She's the iceberg who sunk the Titanic!
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
Hey, the biggest distraction will never be my tattoos in this facility if you understand what I am saying.
But in all seriousness, welcome to the biggest frat party taking place near the ocean. I am most likely going to tell my family this or maybe not, depending what's going down. I am very adaptive through different circumstances.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
What did the fish say when seeing his best mate?
"I sea him!"
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
I'm listening to a song about fish--it's very catchy.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't see!
Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.
The Titanic basically nominated all the passengers for the ice bucket challenge.
Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"