I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?" The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda
turns out it was a fanta sea
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore, she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
titanic - "yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her"
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my co-workers found gold. I said AU, bring that over here!
If we can't see air can fish see water?
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in
Last words of the captain of the Titanic.... Where's all this water come from??
Who was not happy that the Titanic Sank the fish under it
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
Why are fish 🐟 easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
What Would you find on a haunted beach?
A Sand-witch!
"Hey guys I'm a new Jokester, remeber my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!"
I wonder if the titanic still sells fish?
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
What is a dry swimmer🏊♂️?
Not in the water🌊...
