What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday

A Cake By The Ocean

What did Columbus use to cross the ocean? He used a bus

The titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship and they never crashed into an iceberg, he just shat off the front of the ship

What is the biggest butt in the world?

The bottom of the ocean

what do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean? A wet pebble

The ocean didn’t start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.

What happens when water loses its bottom jaw? It had a hurt o-chin(Ocean)!

Why don’t oysters give to charity?… Because they’re shellfish😂

Mr. Nobody: Water you thinkin’s happenin’, Ol’ Mr. Atlantic? Mr. Atlantic: Something Smells Fishy… Mr. Nobody: Well, duh, you, idiot! Your an =\Ocean/= ! Mr. Atlantic: WTH!?!?!?!?

Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?

Cause 7 8 9

HEY THE BIGGEST DISTRACTION WILL NEVER BE MY TATTOOS IN THIS FACILITY IF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING BUT IN ALL SERIOUSLY WELCOME TO THE BIGGEST FRAT PARTY TAKING PLACE NEAR THE OCEAN I AM MOST LIKELY GOING TELL MY FAMILY THIS OR MAYBE NOT DEPENDING WHAT GOING DOWN I AM VERY ADAPTIVE YHREW DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES

What did the two oceans say to eachother?

Nothing. They just waved.

Your Moma So Fay When She Asked For A Water Bed They Put A Blanket Over The Ocean

yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub they put a blanket over a ocean

“Ocean, something smells 'fish’y…” “IT’S ME IDIOT!”

Yep, keep goin’ down!

Hey I banned your ugly stupid face "Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oa-oah!’’

Hiya btch ashole (now it’s kid friendly idiotic adults)

Crudbuckets. It’s ove- NO ITS NOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!