Ocean jokes

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a sea-saw.

Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.

Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?

Because Black people can’t swim.

I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.

One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"

The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"

I had a dream about the whole ocean being filled with orange soda.

Turns out it was a Fanta sea.

What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!

A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.

So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island, and the nearest shore was 50 miles away.

The redhead swam, trying to make it to the other shore. She swam 15 miles, drowned, and died.

The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died.

The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.

Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."

Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"

Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"

So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"

Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?

A: Adlof-in.

If we can't see air, can fish see water?

Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"

Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.

What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?

They both have plastic in them.

Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.

Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!

Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-

Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!