What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves (sorry i wasn’t making any jokes for a while i was getting sick of this thing)

Hi um okay…Knock! Knock! whoes there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key! Um…oh here another one! Okay…so sorry I type random things on these joke sites…anyway…okay. What is a book never written: Beutiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!

Why did the ocean break up with the pond?

Because the pond was to shallow

Why did the whale cross the ocean?To get to the other tide!!!😂

What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves (sorry i wasn’t making any jokes for a while i was getting sick of this thing)

What happens when water loses its bottom jaw? It had a hurt o-chin(Ocean)!

Nobody :

Titanic : sYnCccCc

Iceberg : yAaaYeEee

People : yAaanOooO

Ocean : fUuudD

Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn’t wave back. The ocean the called the land a beach.

If you thought other people’s puns are bad well you should sea mine. https://d2v9y0dukr6mq2.cloudfront.net/video/thumbnail/Vfv9BDZagiltwcyiq/underwater-sea-mine-danger-weapon-deadly-naval-ocean-sea_hvqhxuzi__F0000.png

What did the ocean say to beach? Nothing,it just wave!

What did the one ocean say to the other? Nothing it just waved

What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday

A Cake By The Ocean

What did Columbus use to cross the ocean? He used a bus

The titanic was going through the ocean. Chuck Norris was on the ship and they never crashed into an iceberg, he just shat off the front of the ship

what do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean? A wet pebble

The ocean didn’t start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.

What is the biggest butt in the world?

The bottom of the ocean

Why don’t oysters give to charity?… Because they’re shellfish😂

Mr. Nobody: Water you thinkin’s happenin’, Ol’ Mr. Atlantic? Mr. Atlantic: Something Smells Fishy… Mr. Nobody: Well, duh, you, idiot! Your an =\Ocean/= ! Mr. Atlantic: WTH!?!?!?!?

Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes In the ocean creates a tsunami