Ocean jokes

Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.

Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?

Because Black people can’t swim.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island, and the nearest shore was 50 miles away.

The redhead swam, trying to make it to the other shore. She swam 15 miles, drowned, and died.

The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died.

The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.

I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea, but it’s dead in the water.

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.

I had a dream about the whole ocean being filled with orange soda.

Turns out it was a Fanta sea.

One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"

The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"

Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."

Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?

A: Adlof-in.

A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.

So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.

What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!

Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"

Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"

What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.

So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"

If we can't see air, can fish see water?

Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"

Yo mama so fat, she was the iceberg that sank the Titanic.

What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?

They both have plastic in them.

So, there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs, that said "Hey sir, I've never been fucked before, will you do the honors and fuck me?" So, I threw her in the ocean and said "Well, your fucked now."