Ocean jokes
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"
Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish! 😂
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.