If we can't see air can fish see water?
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in
Last words of the captain of the Titanic.... Where's all this water come from??
Who was not happy that the Titanic Sank the fish under it
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! ๐ ๐ ๐
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Why are fish ๐ easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
What Would you find on a haunted beach?
A Sand-witch!
"Hey guys I'm a new Jokester, remeber my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!"
I wonder if the titanic still sells fish?
What is a dry swimmer๐โโ๏ธ?
Not in the water๐...
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it freethrow, because he will never sink it.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea
Smash or pass Smash said the iceberg TItanic:...
if messyourself was on the titanic he would die first
