Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.
Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?
She washed up on the beach.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
What is the titanic's favorite mint?
Icebreakers
Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. ( Titanic sinks. )
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? hey get out of my sun!
crappy joke warning how does spongbob have fun he smokes seaweed
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?" The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda
turns out it was a fanta sea
titanic - "yo look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, lets hit her"
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my co-workers found gold. I said AU, bring that over here!
