Ocean

Ocean Jokes

Blonde

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away. So in turn, they try to swim to the island. The brunette swims 10 km then drowns. The redhead swims 30 km then drowns. The blonde swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.

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  • Titanic

    If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.

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  • Titanic

    My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha

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  • Titanic

    People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."

    God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"

    Octopus

    Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.

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  • Hawaii

    Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?

    She washed up on the beach.

    Titanic

    What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.

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  • Uncle

    When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was 'sleeping with the fishes.' At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.

    Fish

    How does a fish always know how much they weigh? -- Because they have their own scales.

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  • Cigarette

    Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So, they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

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  • Titanic

    A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)

    Dolphin

    Why are dolphins so smart?

    Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!