Ocean jokes
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
I heard the Kardashians were going on a cruise soon.
As if there's not already enough plastic in the ocean.
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
Why can't blind people eat fish? Because it's sea food.
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Why was the sea so friendly? Because it gave a little wave.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
What did one male whale say to the other male whale?
"She's gonna blow!"
Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoke.
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.