Puns

smoke weed

no one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.

Tide

lolup9

How do you clean the ocean? With tide

Sea

Anonymous

There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!

Time

Anonymous

Say ocean 5 times and you say oh shit

Crash

IDK

Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!

Mexico

brianna trautman

what is the thirstiest ocean in the world

the gulp of mexico lol!!!

Puns

Anonymous

Maybe the Ocean is salty because the land never waves back

Puns

MarathonPunner

What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?

“oh my God, you’re such a beach”

Puns

Dream bot

Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)

Sea

Mo

what did the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing. They just waved

did you sea what I did there?

James

Anonymous

what do you call james , james

Puns

I was a criminal

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.

I hate my life.

Puns

Anonymous

Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn’t wave back. The ocean the called the land a beach.

Beach

WillyTheDeuce

Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?

Puns

Anonymous

Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!

Beach

Anonymous

What did the ocean say to beach? Nothing,it just wave!

Puns

Anonymous

What did the one ocean say to the other? Nothing it just waved

Sea

Mati

Why did the ocean break up with the pond?

Because the pond was to shallow

Titanic

Anonymous

Nobody :

Titanic : sYnCccCc

Iceberg : yAaaYeEee

People : yAaanOooO

Ocean : fUuudD

Puns

Anonymous

If you thought other people’s puns are bad well you should sea mine. https://d2v9y0dukr6mq2.cloudfront.net/video/thumbnail/Vfv9BDZagiltwcyiq/underwater-sea-mine-danger-weapon-deadly-naval-ocean-sea_hvqhxuzi__F0000.png

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