no one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.

How do you clean the ocean? With tide

There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!

Say ocean 5 times and you say oh shit

Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!

what is the thirstiest ocean in the world

the gulp of mexico lol!!!

Maybe the Ocean is salty because the land never waves back

What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?

“oh my God, you’re such a beach”

Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)

what did the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing. They just waved

did you sea what I did there?

what do you call james , james

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, it just waved.

I hate my life.

Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn’t wave back. The ocean the called the land a beach.

Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?

Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!

What did the ocean say to beach? Nothing,it just wave!

What did the one ocean say to the other? Nothing it just waved

Why did the ocean break up with the pond?

Because the pond was to shallow

Nobody :

Titanic : sYnCccCc

Iceberg : yAaaYeEee

People : yAaanOooO

Ocean : fUuudD

If you thought other people’s puns are bad well you should sea mine. https://d2v9y0dukr6mq2.cloudfront.net/video/thumbnail/Vfv9BDZagiltwcyiq/underwater-sea-mine-danger-weapon-deadly-naval-ocean-sea_hvqhxuzi__F0000.png