Ocean jokes
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
What do you call an annoyed octopus?
Octopissy.
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
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What did the shell say to the shell?
"Shell you later."
Why didn't the oyster share its pearl?
Because it was a cunt.
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.