Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?
She washed up on the beach.
Ocean Jokes
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the other TIDE!!! 🤣🐙🐙
Mr. Nobody: Water you thinkin's happenin', Ol' Mr. Atlantic?
Mr. Atlantic: Something Smells Fishy...
Mr. Nobody: Well, duh, you idiot! You're an Ocean!
Mr. Atlantic: WTH!?!?????
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"
Why is the sea salty?
Because the land never waves back.
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
Why did the sea cry?
Because it felt salty and blue.
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
