Ocean jokes
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.
That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't see!
Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?
She washed up on the beach.
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the other TIDE!!! 🤣🐙🐙
Mr. Nobody: Water you thinkin's happenin', Ol' Mr. Atlantic?
Mr. Atlantic: Something Smells Fishy...
Mr. Nobody: Well, duh, you idiot! You're an Ocean!
Mr. Atlantic: WTH!?!?????
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
[God creating a jellyfish]
God: How about an evil bag?
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"
Why is the sea salty?
Because the land never waves back.
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
Why did the sea cry?
Because it felt salty and blue.
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."