Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
Why is the sea salty?
Because the land never waves back.
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish! 😂
What's yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children.
A man is walking on the deck of a cruise ship, when he sees a woman, without arms and legs, crying. The man says "What's wrong?" The woman says "I've never been hugged before." So, the man gives her a hug and walks away.
The next day, the man sees the woman, on the deck, crying again. The man says "What's wrong, now?" The woman says "I've never been kissed before." So, the man gives her a kiss and walks away.
The next day, the same thing occurs. The man says "Oh, for Christ's sake! What's wrong, this time?!" The woman says "Well, I've never been fucked before." So, the man picks her up, throws her into the ocean, and yells "YOU'RE FUCKED!"
You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"
They jinxed it by saying "never sink."