I just bust a nut. A ginger nut.
Sex
Broccoli says" I look like a tree" Walnut says "I look like a brain", Cashew says "I look like a kidney", Banana says "can we change the topic please? "
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?" The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can't be tho.. he's allergic to nuts!
One time my friend nutted into my bag of trail-mix. I guess you could say I fucking ate a different kind of nut
What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts
I went to the doctor because I had a steering wheel in my pants and it was drivin me nuts
Nut
What is the richest nut ever a cashooo
I have to call bovfa whats bovfa can bove je thies nuts fit in your mouf
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
do you like mirah??
MIRAHT NUT
Three nuns up to Mother Teresa and say Mother Teresa we would not like to be eaten anymore Mother Teresa says okay but first you have to do something Unholy so they a leave and come back 3 days later the first one the first one says Mother Teresa I did something Unholy I took a little kids bike Mother Teresa says okay who drink from the holy water and you are free to go II unlocks upset I did it something worse than her I slept with a married man the last nun walks up and says I did something worse than all of them Mother Teresa says oh god oh gosh are there in the third nut and says I peed in the holy water
DEEZ NUTS
me: i’m going to get burrito 🌯
friend : you can have my burrito baby
gay
friend : begins to moan
me : finna hang up
what do you called a no eyebrow person ?
MS.BURGOS
