Numerator jokes

Number

What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?

Roamin’ Numerals.

Cleanliness

With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.

Memes

Class

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.

War

A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...

"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"

Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."

"Oh, right. How's it going?"

"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."

"Wow! What about NATO?"

"They haven't turned up yet."

Memes

Community

Poll

@matt, now recently I suggested getting a mute system for chat. How's that going?

But secondly, I have you ask, can you make a setting where if it's enabled, all the number ar e Roman Numerals? E.g IV comments instead of 4 comments Like Idk if anyone would use this but it would be sick af. Again poll to see how many ones want it

Alright, I have seen the comments under my first post and now I'm going to write another text. I'm not satisfied by your arguments yet. I have made a list of the 3 most important things from my previous post. 1. The ban was meant as a joke: While I understand that humor can be a part of online interactions, joking about banning someone is not appropriate. I took the comment seriously because it's vital to maintain a … Read more

What the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the navy seals, and I've been involved with numerous on Al-Queada, and I have over 30 confirmed kills, I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but another target. I'll wipe you the Fuck of with precision the likes of it has never been seen on … Read more