Numerator jokes
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
Memes
I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes
You hear about the Roman numeral hospital?
All they have is IVs!
How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?
Add the "S."
A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...
"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"
Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."
"Oh, right. How's it going?"
"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."
"Wow! What about NATO?"
"They haven't turned up yet."
