Numerator jokes
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Six, seven.
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked...
"What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"
Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."
"Oh, right. How's it going?"
"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 200,000 soldiers, 4,000 tanks, 500 aircraft, numerous helicopters, loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces along with our 'flag ship'."
"Wow! What about NATO?"
"They haven't turned up yet."
A Roman went to the bar and he held up two fingers and said, "Can I have five drinks, please?"
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
A Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Can I have 5 beers please?"
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
You hear about the Roman numeral hospital?
All they have is IVs!
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.
1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.
How do you turn the Roman numeral IX (9) to a six?
Add the "S."
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
IX + X = XXI. So XXI is two legions into one.
A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says, "Five beers, please!"