"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
I see 2 fighting with 3, 'what's going on?' I ask. 5 responds: The numbers are moving on up.
An asian student was learning logarithm in class, he wrote down his name after the question, teacher asked why, "my class ID is number 1"
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one
Tell someone that your gonna say “I 1 poopoo” and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, “I 2 poopoo” & so on:
You) I 1 poopoo (Them) I 2 poopoo (You) I 3 poopoo (Them ) I 4 poopoo (You)I 5 poopoo (Them) I 6 poopoo (You) I 7 poopoo (Them) I 8 poopoo (And be like, “You ate poopoo??! EWW!!”)
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale the scale said I’m trying to get your weight not your phone number
A missionary went to visit an orphanage in Thailand. After looking around, he asked the manager, "Why do these kids have numbers instead of names on their shirts? And why are some of them the same?" The manager smiled and said, "Those are price tags."
This ain't a joke, But the twin towers said their favorite number is 911
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
You're here like I was so fat fatness Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers
We are Number one
Pick a number syckkkkkkk that’s the wrong number
yo mum so fat, when she telling me her weight i thought she was telling her number
ur mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said " i need your weight, not your phone number "
Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered sex offinder
