Number jokes
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
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Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
So, I was in school, and there was a number saying "696969," so I said to my mother, "What does it mean?" She said, "Your fucking dad and I!"
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.
He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
370HSSV 0773H wait, you're reading it upside down.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.