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You know what’s odd?
Every other number.
9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga.
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The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with " i need your weight not your phone number"
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6? Because 511472.
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! That's not going to help!" she said. "Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."
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Girls are like blackjack; you shoot for 21, but I keep hitting 14.
Number 1 ventriloquist dies at age 76, will be mist
1 + 1 = window
Why is 6 afraid of 7
Because seven eight (ate) nine
What is 2+2? Fish
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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
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How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
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