Number jokes
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
You.
Doin (DYM 49).
How many children does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw.
People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?
What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement?
Because she got Avogadro's number!
So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.
I bet you $12345678901234567890 that you didn't read that number and you didn't notice that I put a letter in it. No, I didn't, but you went back and looked, didn't you?
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
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I broke up with my ex girlfriend. Here's her number.
Sike, that's the wrong number!
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Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.