Nothing Jokes

What did the whale say? Nothing! It just wailed

There's nothing else that can beat up dog

What's up dog?

Just my depression!

What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?

Nothing... she couldn't tell.

I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little
bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the
Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids
on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am
trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire
US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another
target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of
which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my
fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that
shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we
speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across
the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better
prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the
pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead,
kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over
seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I
have access to the entire arsenal of the United States
Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your
miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If
only you could have known what unholy retribution your
little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you,
maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you
couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you
goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown
in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing It"s an egg joke

Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg": "I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing with out a few ice Bergs".

Here’s my pun

Yup literally nothing... jeez this was pretty plain

My mom's name is Angel and she is nothing like one:) Especially in bed...

what does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?

absolutely nothing.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean. nothing it just waved.this was thw worst joke ever

What’s a difference between a whale and lizzo? Absolutely nothing

What did the fork say to the spoon

Nothing, forks don’t speak silly

What's the difference between me and you?

Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-

Why do birds fly upside down over Poland? There's nothing worth shiting on.

Why did people say a man had nothing? ...because he was anoneymous.

Gwen: Prince they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?

Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!?!

Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now I'm logging of this site and going to watch some tv I'll be back in 1 hour but we are done...DONE...DONE

Llama: Hey sheep the sheep lets play cards Sheep: llama fuck off!! Llama: whats ur damn problem Sheep: Nothing im just having a Baahd day okay dick head?