What did the sea say to the sea? Nothing, it just waved
Me: Itล smells like good fam.
Friend: Whatล good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
what the difference between cain dash and a down syndrome? NOTHING
one day there were these 3 cow boys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures well the first cow boy said i tangled with a bull that killed 6 people so i wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands the second cow boy said that's nothing yesterday i was walking on a trale and came across a rattler so i picked it up ,bit its head off and drank all his venom in one gulp the third cow boy remained quiet stering the embers of the fire with his penis
Little Johnny walked to his parents room, they were having sex and Little Johnny didnโt know what that was soo, he said โWhat are yโall doing?โ The parents replied โUmm, r-rapping presents!โ . Little Johnny said โok.โ and then left. In the morning Little Johnny opened his presents, his parents said โThis one is from Santa!โ Little Johnny said โNo itโs not, yโall said yโall were rapping the presents.โ The parents said โOhh fuckโ Little Johnny replied โWhat mommy and daddy?โ They replied โOh nothing!โ โOh ok.โ Little Johnny said. The mom whispered in the dads ears โAt least he doesnโt know the truth.โ Little Johnny said โWhat truth.โ
Being a man that is poor really isn't that bad as long as you are involved in the world's oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills ๐ต ๐ต ๐ต ๐ต ๐ต ๐ต ๐ต ๐ต ๐ต ๐ต ๐ต lack of money is the root of all evil ๐ต ๐ต ๐ต ๐ต ๐ต ๐ต ๐ต ๐ต ๐ต ๐ต ๐ต ๐ต ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐ ๐
A bullet is like a arrow. Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
Adopted kid
Hey Alex what are you doing?
Alex
Nothing just playing my game anyways you know you can call me dad.
Adopted kid
OK dad Alex
Alex
OH COME ON my game Iโm winning LETS GO
Adopted kid
Iโm so glad I have a mom
what do you call a dog without legs? nothing it won't come either way.
what did the south tower say to the north tower it said: nothing
9/11 joke
What did the homeless person get for Christmas??? - Nothing โฌ
JESUS has had an all the time in the world and all the power in the world to do whatever he wanted.
Guess what he has to show for nothing, but putting us in hell!
Being an absolute waste Breathe of life, and of power !
Q What's did on dead hooker say to the other dead hooker. A Nothing dead hookers don't talk.
stop it superman is stupid, ugly, and nothing
GOD HELP ME PLEASE
this is nothing to do with 9/11 but this is my best joke what di you call a Paki in a microwave? Pting pting pting
