What does the donkey say to the other donkey?: nothing,donkey's don't talk.
Gwen: Prince they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!?!
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now I'm logging of this site and going to watch some tv I'll be back in 1 hour but we are done...DONE...DONE
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland? There's nothing worth shiting on.
what did the chicken say after he died, nothing
Why did people say a man had nothing? ...because he was anoneymous.
What’s a difference between a whale and lizzo? Absolutely nothing
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
What did the sea say to the sea? Nothing, it just waved
person : Hey do you know what's the best thing in life?
...
you do realize that said nothing right
me : exactly :)
Me: Itś smells like good fam.
Friend: Whatś good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
What did the fork say to the spoon
Nothing, forks don’t speak silly
What did one ocean say to the other ocean. nothing it just waved.this was thw worst joke ever
A bullet is like a arrow. Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
what do you call a dog without legs? nothing it won't come either way.
Adopted kid
Hey Alex what are you doing?
Alex
Nothing just playing my game anyways you know you can call me dad.
Adopted kid
OK dad Alex
Alex
OH COME ON my game I’m winning LETS GO
Adopted kid
I’m so glad I have a mom