Not jokes
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
Memes
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Person: You're so ugly.
Me: You ugly.
Person: I'm not a mirror.
Me: And I'm not your reflection.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell "legalise" and "programme" correctly.
Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
My sister: You were born ugly.
Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!