Not jokes
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
Memes
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
Person: You're so ugly.
Me: You ugly.
Person: I'm not a mirror.
Me: And I'm not your reflection.
We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"