Not jokes
Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell "legalise" and "programme" correctly.
Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
My sister: You were born ugly.
Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
Memes
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!