Not jokes
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work?
Because it was on strike.
What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?
We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.
What is the same between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell "legalise" and "programme" correctly.
Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.
It's not incest if you're adopted.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Gay is a mental illness.
You're not thinking straight.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.