Not jokes
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
Person: You're so ugly.
Me: You ugly.
Person: I'm not a mirror.
Me: And I'm not your reflection.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work?
Because it was on strike.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
Canada being the most educated country in the world is bemusing, considering that Canadians cannot spell "legalise" and "programme" correctly.
Oh, and most of them do not realise that it's day-month-year, NOT month-day-year.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!