Not jokes
Wife: I’m pregnant.
Husband: Hi pregnant, I’m dad.
Wife: No, you’re not.
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Person: You're so ugly.
Me: You ugly.
Person: I'm not a mirror.
Me: And I'm not your reflection.
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."