Not jokes
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. š«
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."
"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Iām not calling you a slut, Iām calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyoneās pants!
Memes
Why canāt orphans be criminals?
Because theyāre not wanted!
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
Iām not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
I'm no astronomer, but Iām pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isnāt a joke, but why not?
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.