Not jokes
8008135 is my favorite number.
The worst ratio is 6:9.
And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?" Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together, you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six, too.
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
Did you hear the gossip about butter? Never mind, I butter not spread it...
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)