Not jokes

I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.

Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.

My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."

One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.

Why is it okay to hit orphans?

It's not like they can tell their parents.

Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.

What is Hitler's favorite letter?

Not-Z.

Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.

What do orphans and police not have in common?

The police can actually go home.

Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.

Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.

Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."

Best not leave hungry kids unattended!

If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.

I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.

Why do orphans look so ugly?

Because they have a face not even a mother could love.

Why are orphans so good at GTA?

Because they're not wanted.

My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.

By the way, infertility is hereditary:

If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.

My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!

It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.