Not jokes
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Memes
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.