Not jokes
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
Memes
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.