Not jokes
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
One day an orphan threw a boomerang. It's not the only thing that didn't come back.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday, but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house.
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
It was so cold out today believe it or not, I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
I actually want peace, not war.
That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.