Not jokes
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
By the way, infertility is hereditary:
If your parents did not have children, you will not have any.
Memes
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...