Not jokes
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
People ask me if my friend jumps off a bridge, will I go as well? Of course not. I am a leader; I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.
I am trying not to copy any one But. Meme time
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."
"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
What holiday can an orphan not celebrate?
Mother's Day and Father's Day.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.