Q: What do u call a boomerang that are not coming back A: a stick
My last 15 minutes as a 23 y/o!!
It's not my birthday but a scary-looking man with a crowbar just broke into my house
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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
Why cant a orphan get 5 stars in gta because they are not wanted
I tell dad jokes all the time even though I’m not actually a dad
I’m a faux pa.
mommy when will daddy come back? I'm not your mom...
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why did the orphan cross the road (not to see his mom or dad)
It's not incest if you're adopted.
why does japan not allow little boys run. buz the last time a little boy came japan lost a state
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said "It's something that daddy calls mommy" The little girl yells to her brother "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
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The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”
The teacher sat down and cried.
A cop pulls a man over and finds out hes drunk. So he asks for license and registration, and the drunk man says ̈Can i see your flashlight? ̈ and the cop says ̈just give me your license and registration. ̈ so drunk guy says ̈not until you give me your flashlight. ̈ the cop said ̈for what? ̈ and the drunk guy says ̈so i can shine it in your face and see what an asshole looks like. ̈
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shot both of them, just not in public.
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