Not jokes

Why can’t an orphan get arrested?

Because they're not wanted.

I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.

I was sitting in class, and the teacher said he wasn't disappointed in me and my best friend, but not so much in me.

I looked at my best friend and said, "I'm a disappointment to the teacher, too."

Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)

I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can't be trusted).

I gathered some "slapies."

The things I gathered were tomatoes, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried-out green beans! All that stuff!

I need the tomatoes to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish...WRONG!!!! I am going to make it into a little snack...anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eyes cry and burn but I will give them a towel after that. The dried-out green beans are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that, we make it like it's not so icky!

I feed it to them!

They overreacted!

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Bye!

Hi, I did not get your text. I texted you when I texted you. You are not [responding].

Dark humor is like having parents, not everybody gets them.

What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?

Not Z.

Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.

What did the cell say when it was dividing?

"It's not you, it's me."

Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?

I made Google Earth for orphan kids.

Sadly, it does not show where home is.

I had sex with my dog once, and my cat hissed at me for not doing her.

Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.

POV: You're an orphan.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not your mom.

If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?

Why do orphans not have parents?

Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.

What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?

A homeless shelter.

Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.

He shouts “you stupid cunt!”

The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”

Dodi replies...:

“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”

Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.

What time is it when you cannot walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽