Not jokes
Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.
Guys, these jokes are not funny. My dad died, he was the best Arabic pilot ever.
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I donβt care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
Please write your comment.
But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
One day, a skeleton wasn't laughing. Someone asked him why he was not laughing. It turns out he fell and broke his bone, his funny bone that is.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Not yo cheese!
Me: Imagine not having hair.
Kids: On chemo.
Bitch the fuck.
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
Mrs. Harolen: Students, tomorrow's assignment is to bring your parents to school for a conference with the teacher information.
Garen: I want to know who cannot bring their parents to a conference. ORPHANS!
Students: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Mrs. Harolen: Garen sit down! NOW!
Garen: Hey, why can't orphans get a dog? They don't have their parents to drive them to the animal shelter.
Halen: Yeah! Why are orphans racist? Because they never saw their parents with a different race!
Students: No, that's not funny!
Student: SHUT UP!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.