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A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a coma. After 6 months she woke. She asked the doctor "hows the baby?" "You had twins" the doctor replied. "Your brother named them" the woman said *oh no not my brother what did he call them?" "He called the girl Denise" "what about the boy" the woman asked the doctor said "denephew"
Q: What’s the difference between me and you? A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What do my cloths and a depressed person not have in common?
My cloths don't hang themselves...
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for halloween. :)
I like my cigars like I like my women,7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba
Ok not really racist but still funny
Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms. Knock knock, Who’s there? Not lil Susie
why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
because he thought that she would leave him to.
God: ok so I created adults. And I created how they are supposed to look like from being born to preteen. Satan:(slides in) I’ll take over for you pops. God: I dunno....this is very delicate work. Just one wrong thing can ruin the system. Satan: don’t worry your beard off! (Pats his back) I’ll just do the ages from 12 to 18! God: Hmm...I’m still not-(Gets a call on his phone) shoot I got to take this. (Answers call) don’t touch anything Lucifer! (Walks away) Satan:.......(just touches lightly and alarms start blaring. He squeaks and runs away) God:(rushes in) WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!?! God:(tries fixing problems. Only gets alarms off) fuck me........ God:....(sighs) fine it’ll stay. We’ll just call it....puberty
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea
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What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says "I milked your cow". the neighbor replies "i have a bull not a cow"
theres something on your chin no not that one the 3rd row
People joke about 9/11, but its not funny My dad died in 9/11
Best pilot in Saudia Arabia
A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.
The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.
After the trial, the brother went to the redneck's house, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000.
The red neck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all thought he was not guilty and, wanted to let him go.
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
dark jokes are like clean water, not everyone gets it.
