Not jokes
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said, "a smile."
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.
Going to school is mandatory in this country.
Can you guess my plan?
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)
-> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.
Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
I ran into a dwarf and he said: "Well, I’m not Happy."
Then which one are you?
It's not rape if she doesn't say no.
Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.
Two boys came home for dinner late, and their mother asked, "Where have you boys been?" One of them replied with, "We were all over the neighborhood, we're mailmen now." Their snobby teen sister said, "Well, you're not real mailmen, real mailmen use real letters." Then one of the boys said, "Actually, we used real letters, we found a whole box of them under your bed."
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?
He has no legs...
What do you call a born-again heteroflexible male that is a Christian nationalist who thinks he is bisexual when the LGBT community knows that he is bicurious and that he is on steroids and that the LGBT community knows that he is not telling the truth about that? He is a gay man that is in the closet. He should be forced out of the closet by gay men in the LGBT community by any means necessary if gay men in the LGBT community still want to defend the wall of separation of church and state by any means necessary.