Lingerie jokes

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.

What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.

When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.

Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.

So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.

A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"

And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."