Not jokes
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?
Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.
Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.
Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!
Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*
Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.
Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.
Akeld: All I want to do is mess with Gwen!
Gwen: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Akeld: NOT EVER!
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!
Best, Tenya!
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.
What is the difference between a tree and a dog?
A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A tree cannot walk, and a human can walk.
The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.
If nine is a number, then why on Earth is not "ja" a number?
Do not trust atoms! They make up everything.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD