Not jokes
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.
Why do orphans not love their parents?
Because they don’t have parents.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your dad.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
The power of yeet.
I can't do this - YEET!
I'm not good at this - YEET!
I'm not old enough - YEET!
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.
Akeld: All I want to do is mess with Gwen!
Gwen: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Akeld: NOT EVER!
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Gwen: Bastard, dummy, and is the dang ding one who started this, because of you Gwen I am now bullied! It's not the unknown will it is a lot but mostly you! AND ANNOYING YOU SHALL BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WONDER EVERYONE HATES YOU!
Best, Tenya!
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Dear prince,
Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!
P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.