Not jokes
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
Okay, okay, why [are] people askin[g] where I went[?] I[']m always on this website. Never think I[']m not.
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
So an ace gets handed a piece of paper and it says, "Do you like me or no?" and the ace says, "I'm not registered to vote!" Hahahahahahahahjajqh.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.