Not jokes
Your forehead is so deep, not even curry can shoot from that deep.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Roses are red, violets are not lime, if you turn around, I will fist you anytime.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Why drink water and not bleach?
I'm not counting, but I have some fingers for you.
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
When is a door not a door?
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"