Not jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, I pray God I'm not so ugly as you.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
Why is a group of Uchiha not called the Sharingang?
Why?
Because they're all Sharing... GONE :)
Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
Abigail Brynn Welch is not funny.
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)