Not jokes
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!
This picture is for bras! Comment or not and go to each one and comment! And go!
And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.
Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
What goes up and down and does not move?
Stairs.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.
Well, I have nothing.
Teacher: What’s 2+2?
Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh
Teacher: Well, Jimmy I can see you're going places, not college, but places.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
Why did the steward not receive his passport? Because his face was not valid!
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.