Not jokes
Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He's tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can't help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on the middle are medium-sized teddy bears, and finally, on the top are large teddy bears, all lined up beside each other.
She begins to think that he is sentimental and sweet, and isn't afraid to show it. Her heart melts and she want to give him the best night of his life. She gives him a blowjob, and lets him really give it to her, and even takes it in the rear! In the morning, she slowly gets dressed, and smiles at him and asks, "How was that?" He nods and says, "Not too fuckin' bad at all. Help yourself to a prize on the second shelf!"
Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
I was sitting on my own in a restaurant when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"
I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!
Leo might not be the dumbest person in the world... but she’d better hope they don’t DIE!
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
Arik? (Not a joke.)
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping beats, not bets.
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
Slade must be WiFi... because I’m not feeling a CONNECTION.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Why is the German blind?
Because he's a "not see."