What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
Not Jokes
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.
Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.
Lionel: Leona, please no more singing your annoying Fuzzy Bear song!
Leona: But I love my song, right Fuzzy?
Fuzzy Bear: I am going to bite you for not letting your sister sing my song!
*Fuzzy Bear bites Lionel*
Lionel: AHHHHHHH
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
Not like they can tell their parents.
A man walks into a bar. The man says, "Why the human face?" It's not funny at all.
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?
Cows go moo.
