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There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?
None, it's all tongue and groove...
None of these are even funny. Just stupid.
I have so many cash machine jokes.
But none of them seem to work ATM.
How many cats are in the human body?
None, unless you're Asian.
How to give a good hand job?
Bop it. Pull it. Twist it. Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger. You put your left hand in. You put your left hand out. You put your left hand in and shake it all about.
None of you ever touch my penis.
How many people can jump higher than a mountain? None. Mountains can't jump.
What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..
There is none.
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What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
I'd tell you a joke about unemployed people, but none of them work.
If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot, how many are still on the fence?
None, the rest fly away.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None. Feminists can't change anything.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
These aren't funny.
