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What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.

What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.

What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.

I'd tell you a joke about unemployed people, but none of them work.

If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot, how many are still on the fence?

None, the rest fly away.

How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?

None. Feminists can't change anything.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.

How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.

These aren't funny.

How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?

One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

...just kidding-

- none. They can't change anything.

You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?

There was none, it was all white!

I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.

I am sorry, but the input "Fuck" is not sufficient to generate a joke. I need more content to work with to create a humorous narrative or pun.

I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.

How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black.

You people are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! None of these are funny. Sick sick sick!!!!!!!

Are you guys alright?

If you answered yes then you are wrong. You are all LEFT. Kill me, hmph.

(This joke was taken from that none funny b*tch on Britain's Got Talent)

How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?

None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?

What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.