How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
You people are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! None of these are funny. Sick sick sick!!!!!!!
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.