New None Jokes - Page 6 - Worst Jokes Ever

how many cats are in the human body none unless your Asian

How to give a good hand job?

Bop it Pull it Twist it Harder Better Faster Stronger You put your left hand in You put your left hand out You put your left hand in and shake it all about

None of you ever touch my penis

How many people can jump higher than a mountain? None. Mountains can't jump.

what's the difference between cancer and a baby... There is none

What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.

What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.

What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.

I'd tell you a joke about unemployed people, but none of them work.

If 4 birds are sitting on a fence and one gets shot how many are there still on the fence

None the rest fly away

How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?

None. Feminists can't change anything.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb.

None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.

How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.

How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb? One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her. ...just kidding- - none. They can't change anything.

You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin King jr?There was none it was all white!

I have a skeleTON of jokes but none of them are very humerous.

I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.

You people are sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!! None of these are funny. Sick sick sick!!!!!!!

Are you guys alright ? if you answered yes then you are wrong You are all LEFT kill meh (This joke was taken from dat none funny b*tch on britains got talent)