We are anonymous because none of us are as cruel as all of us.
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
Why is a nun called a nun?
'Cause they ain't supposed to get none ;)
There were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left? None cause they are all copycats.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.
Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.
What?
None of these jokes really took off.
there was 10 cats on a boat 1 jumped off how many where left? I DO NOT KNOW. there was none left they were all a bunch of copycats.
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?
None, because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.
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Dfhbbfd.
There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.
How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None they just sit in the dark and cry.
How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?
None, it's all tongue and groove...
None of these are even funny. Just stupid.
I have so many cash machine jokes.
But none of them seem to work ATM.
How many cats are in the human body?
None, unless you're Asian.
How to give a good hand job?
Bop it. Pull it. Twist it. Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger. You put your left hand in. You put your left hand out. You put your left hand in and shake it all about.
None of you ever touch my penis.
